Joke of the Week

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Genie Wish  An evolutionist was walking in the desert when he saw an old oil lamp.  When he rubbed the lamp suddenly a genie appeared.  “I’m about to go off duty so I can only grant you one wish,” the genie said, “What will it be?”

  Well,” said the evolutionist, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I get seasick on boats and I’m afraid to fly.  Can you build me a road from Los Angeles to Hawaii so I can drive over.”

 “Man that’s a big one,” said the genie, “I don’t think I can do that.  Could you come up with another wish?”

 “Ok,” said the evolutionist, “Could you make all of the arguments and evidence for evolution seem sensible to everyone?”

The genie thought for a minute and then said, “Did you want that road one lane or two?”

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